Best freaking obituary ever...

Kinja'd!!! "505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
06/18/2014 at 16:55 • Filed to: None

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Saw !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! a long time ago, cannot be beat. "He despised phonies, his 1969 Volvo (which he also loved), know-it-all Yankees, Southerners who used the words "veranda" and "porte cochere" to put on airs, eating grape leaves, Law and Order (all franchises), cats, and Martha Stewart. "

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And for the win "Finally, the family asks that in honor of Harry that you write your Congressman and ask for the repeal of Day Light Saving Time. "


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Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > 505Turbeaux
06/18/2014 at 17:08

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That's amazing. Now I can't stop thinking about what will go into my own obit. Maybe that's morbid, but I want something at least half as awesome as this guy's.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > 505Turbeaux
06/19/2014 at 09:46

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"He particularly hated Day Light Saving Time, which he referred to as The Devil's Time. It is not lost on his family that he died the very day that he would have had to spring his clock forward. This can only be viewed as his final protest."

This was either what he did in his final moments or someone very near and dear to him wrote this out. Truly inspirational.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
06/19/2014 at 09:49

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it stuck with me over a year after reading it first!